Eye bump no more? by Dad
Doctors said that it was a good idea to have Henry’s infected eye bump worked on sooner rather than later, so they tried to fit us in a Hasbro Children’s Hospital ASAP.
His appointment ended up being at 7AM yesterday, so we were told he wasn’t supposed to eat after 2AM so that the anesthesia wouldn’t mess with his stomach contents. Being smart, we set our alarm for 1:30AM, so he could get one last feeding before the fast.
Unfortunately, the volume on the clock radio alarm got set way too low, and we didn’t wake up until quarter past 2. By then, we were afraid to feed him, so I tried to give him plain water through a bottle. He’s never eaten from a bottle at all before, let alone just water, so he hated it.
Unfed and unhappy, Henry wouldn’t go back to sleep, so I ended up staying up with him all night until we could go to the hospital. The little guy hadn’t eaten since 9:30 the night before, so I was forced to give him a pacifier to suck on to keep him calm. I hate pacifiers, but this was an emergency.
Eventually, he went in for the procedure, and we sat in the waiting room doing crossword puzzles trying to keep our minds occupied. When they were done, he had a bloody nose from the work they did, and was super hungry, so Laura fed him. They were able to open up the clogged duct, and put a tiny plastic shunt in there to keep it open so it wouldn’t heal shut again.
Since recovering, he sneezes a lot trying to clear his nose, and makes this horrible sounding noise to clear his throat, but he’s doing great. He looks fine, and seems pretty happy, so we’re gonna continue with the antibiotics and eventually he should be better than new.
Damn the seperate knob on the clock radio alarm! At least it wasn’t an AM/PM technicality! I hope the little guy feels better soon!
“So what happened? It was the snooze alarm, wasn’t it?”
“No man, it wasn’t the snooze. Most people think it was the snooze, but no. No snooze.”
“AM/PM!”
“Man, it wasn’t the AM/PM!…..it was the volume.”
“Oh…the volume.”
“Yes, the volume. There was a separate knob for the radio alarm.”
“A separate knob…”
“Yes, a separate knob. WHY separate knob, WHY separate knob?”
“Well, Some people like to have the radio alarm a little louder than the radio.”
“Oh PLEASE, man, PLEASE!”
Hopefully this clears up the problem forever. Henry looked so pitiful in that picture with the swollen eye.
Hugs, kisses and best wishes,
Us